Welcome to the Hayibo.com shop!
Not only do we break news into lots of little pieces, but now we're also dedicated to bringing you the best satirical what-whats money can buy!
From T-shirts you'd be proud to introduce to your parents, to laugh-a-minute reads from South Africa’s grumpiest young men, we've got it all for your guilty pleasure.
At last, you can dive into the pot of sludge at the end of the Rainbow Nation, celebrate the cloud inside the silver lining, put the "cess" into "accessories" and the "goo" in "goodies" with a Hayibo.com gift for you, your partner, your other partner, the partner neither of those two know about, or simply just for your imaginary friend. You know. The one who gets the cravings. The one who does the bad things...
Our shop is more secure than a black BMW X5 with no plates in the middle of Jacob Zuma's motorcade and packed with more goodies than an arms deal contract written on a napkin in a Sandton restaurant.
You read the news.
Now own the stuff.
Hayibo.com. Breaking news into lots of little pieces. And selling lots of little bits of stuff, too. Even though it's a clunky tagline. And the sentences are grammatically dodgy.